Pre-Auction Jitters

OMG. WHAT have I done? I can’t believe I’ve really agreed to let myself be auctioned off. I’ve gone from fearing that no one will bid on me to imagining the worst. 😦 Anyone out there know the play “Oklahoma“? Remember when they are auctioning off the picnic baskets??? OMG. What if Jud wants to buy me??? Where is Curly????? OMG OMG OMG.

And what do I WEAR???? Do I dress in my usual jeans and boots? Do I dress up? I’ll tell you right now – my son is not finding this humorous so do not even suggest slave silks as a joke. I am ransacking my inventory trying to find the appropriate attire.

I’ve made a list of my “talents”. 🙂 So if you buy me, here’s what you can get. Someone who can
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I think there are probably other things I can do, within REASON, thank you very much! 🙂 , but that should be enough for a start.

Of course, that assumes that I can figure out what to wear and actually make it to the auction today at 1pm SLT. 🙂 Remember – it’s a good cause – raising money for Cancer Research UK. So even if you don’t want me, you may want someone else up on the block. Or you can just contribute for the cause! See you soon!

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