Sigh. Yeah, it’s true. I’m being auctioned off. I really don’t have a good feeling about this, I have to tell you. But, my friends come through for me when I need them and so, well, I simply will have to come through for them. I am stealing the next few paragraphs directly from Landsend’s post. Yes, I know that is morally reprehensible, but I am sooooo tired I simply can’t think straight enough to write my own.
On February 8th, at 1pm SLT, Crown & Pearl is auctioning off “dates” to raise funds for Cancer Research UK. It will be a large event so we’ll shift down to the new club – C2P – at Angel Square for it.
It’s quite simple really: People get bid on and all proceeds go to the charity, and what you get if you “win” the person is a “date”. The date doesn’t necessitate anything dodgy (well unless you both really want it to!). It’s just buying an hour with the person’s charming company, for the sake of a damn good charity.
So there you have it. Now’s your chance to buy Ahuva Heliosense for an hour. Anyone need a script? 🙂 I also can plant flowers. I’m sure I have other talents. Let me go read my blog and see what it is that I think I can do. *grin* But please – someone – come bid. Because it will be so embarrassing if I have to buy myself. I have a sailboat – want to go sailing? I like to dance – want to go to a club? I have a plane (thank you again, Dark!!!) – want to go flying? I”m sure I’d be a very fun date for an hour. Please???