I’m up for sale

auction1Sigh. Yeah, it’s true. I’m being auctioned off. I really don’t have a good feeling about this, I have to tell you. But, my friends come through for me when I need them and so, well, I simply will have to come through for them. I am stealing the next few paragraphs directly from Landsend’s post. Yes, I know that is morally reprehensible, but I am sooooo tired I simply can’t think straight enough to write my own.

On February 8th, at 1pm SLT, Crown & Pearl is auctioning off “dates” to raise funds for Cancer Research UK. It will be a large event so we’ll shift down to the new club – C2P – at Angel Square for it.
It’s quite simple really: People get bid on and all proceeds go to the charity, and what you get if you “win” the person is a “date”. The date doesn’t necessitate anything dodgy (well unless you both really want it to!). It’s just buying an hour with the person’s charming company, for the sake of a damn good charity.

So there you have it. Now’s your chance to buy Ahuva Heliosense for an hour. Anyone need a script? 🙂 I also can plant flowers. I’m sure I have other talents. Let me go read my blog and see what it is that I think I can do. *grin* But please – someone – come bid. Because it will be so embarrassing if I have to buy myself. I have a sailboat – want to go sailing? I like to dance – want to go to a club? I have a plane (thank you again, Dark!!!) – want to go flying? I”m sure I’d be a very fun date for an hour. Please???

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3 Responses to “I’m up for sale”


  1. 1 landsendkorobase February 5, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    lol, aww, and yay! Don’t worry hon, I felt the exact same way last auction – that no one would buy me, but everyone got bought, including me! Or maybe I should stop reassuring you so you work extra hard to make sure every single person you know turns up, every linden goes to a damn good cause so it’s worthwhile ^^

    Good on you btw 🙂

  2. 2 Chestnut Rau February 6, 2009 at 8:19 am

    I think the bidding is going to be fast and furious for you my dear one!

  3. 3 Honour February 6, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    I can’t be at the auction – but, having spent hours and hours in her company, I can assure potential bidders that one hour will be well worth whatever you have to pay. 🙂


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